Hey, ladies! You’ve been having babies the wrong way since the beginning of time.  Luckily, there is some hope for you.  Back in 1965, George and Charlotte Blonsky invented a new way of childbirth that was the subject of U.S. patent 3,216,423, and here is how it works. The Blonsky Baby-Spinner Birthing Method: 1) You get strapped down […]

Snake obesity is at epidemic levels these days, especially for domesticated snakes.  These snakes can slither back and forth in their terrariums, but this is not enough exercise to keep the pounds off.  The only solution is to get these fat snakes outside for a walk, but letting chubby snakes roam free on their own […]